5 STEPS TO SKIING LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN

Ah, winter. Just when you thought it was perfectly acceptable to spend the next six months wearing yoga pants and calling them "base layers," Kim Kardashian shows up to remind us all that fashion (and selfies) never sleeps. As usual, her Instagram provides the guide to how to live life to the fullest—this time by taking your ski weekend completely over the top. 
Step 1: Recognize that all safety gear is just another opportunity to accessorize. 

Step 2: ABW = Always Be Waist-Training.

Step 3: Emphasize the extremities of your figure by shooting a silhouette and pretending this picture is about the mountain.

Step 4. Stop pretending there is even a mountain bigger than the combined importance of Kim and Kanye.

Step 5: Thank your friends for a wonderful day and make sure your face is the ONLY ONE with adequate contrast in your apres-ski group shot.